Amanda's Quotebook

Boys are weird...I want one.

"Will you give me a butt massage?"
"Sure"
"What's a butt massage between friends?"
"Weird."

We have very different tastes.
That's why it would never work between us.
One of the many reasons.
That and you would kill me in my sleep.
You don't make me mad when you are sleeping.

I forgot my toothbrush.
Did you check your glove box?
Yes.
Did you check your fanny pack?
I didn't bring...er, yes, I did.
Did you check your other two bags?
Shut up.

It smells old in here.

That smells like my Pirates of the Caribbean - the Ride

Lasterday

I'm always the other woman...I'm such a tramp for getting no action at all.

I no want for big lady.

On the dimensions of compatibility, I forgot that I checked a-hole.

Beignet, done that.

I wanna have kids before 10 years...my ovaries will shrivel up and die.

Buffalo?!?! It tastes like a buffalo??!?

I don't know what kind of US shipping emergency you were expecting.

I hate doing work.