Incontinence is not a sign of success.
Elissa would say, 'Poop through the pain.'
"Will you give me a butt massage?"
"What's a butt massage between friends?"
We have very different tastes.
That's why it would never work between us.
One of the many reasons.
That and you would kill me in my sleep.
You don't make me mad when you are sleeping.
I forgot my toothbrush.
Did you check your glove box?
Did you check your fanny pack?
I didn't bring...er, yes, I did.
Did you check your other two bags?
I'm always the other woman...I'm such a tramp for getting no action at all.
On the dimensions of compatibility, I forgot that I checked a-hole.
I wanna have kids before 10 years...my ovaries will shrivel up and die.