Amanda's Quotebook

Lasterday

I'm always the other woman...I'm such a tramp for getting no action at all.

I no want for big lady.

On the dimensions of compatibility, I forgot that I checked a-hole.

Beignet, done that.

I wanna have kids before 10 years...my ovaries will shrivel up and die.

Buffalo?!?! It tastes like a buffalo??!?

I don't know what kind of US shipping emergency you were expecting.

I hate doing work.

Nothing sets the mood like a kazoo.

The local Dungeons & Dragons guys won't play that game because the miniatures are too expensive.

They're fat free...so you got that.

I'm lonely enough without seeing man figurines.

I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy.

Or we could play a game.