Quotes #16-30:
They're fat free...so you got that.
about eating one's body weight in jelly beans
I'm lonely enough without seeing man figurines.
about Mark R.'s collection of dolls for men
I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy.
Or we could play a game.
instead of watching an educational video
The smell of electrical destruction.
When you're young, you talk about doing it. When you're old, you talk about regularity.
The good stuff smells like old lady and smoke.
Two for two...done and done.
telling good jokes
Can you just put your tongue in your mouth please?
We're going to Miami, the capital of Cuba.
Did you see that? A bird just flew by [gives the finger].
Excuse me ma'am, your bathing suit top has come down.
what she would have liked to say to some women on South Miami Beach
I'd rather just poop my pants.
I do not want a bulletted list right now!
about Word's autoformatting
Baberham.
nickname for Brett when he has a beard