Quotes #16-30:

Amanda and I can sense abandonment.

-TVM
on when people seem like they are leaving

You can't argue with science.

-Mindy

Of COURSE it's in Puerto Rico, that's why Puerto Rico is so creepy.

-Erin R.
on news article about man embalmed and standing up http://news.aol.com/article/corpse-kept-upright-for-3-day-wake/140572

"Honky tonk catastrophe" should really appear on a wife beater offered at Wal-Mart and select rodeo venues .... truth in advertising.

-Erin R.
on a web site's description of a country band, called Buttercup, in Richmond, Va.

Hi Urban Family...aw, Urban mom.

-Ashley
to Amanda who was wearing an apron

How does it go? You throw your pearls to pigs?
NO!! You NEVER throw your pearls to pigs!?!

-Steph and Dorothy
about biblical metaphors for farm sitting

You oughta send him a message that says 'Step it up, because you've got a coffee bean-sorting farmer in Uganda waiting to step in and take your place.'

-Erin R.
about another boy

He looks like a redneck. Well, maybe not. Maybe it's just the hat. And his hand's stuffed into a tube of Pringles. That could be it.

-Erin R. to Steph
about a guy

It's too cold to pee.

-Julia

We had a hard enough time getting our members in the boat let alone our food snacks.

-Ashley
dividing passengers and snackeroos into two boats

I love water.
I love vodka.

-Amanda and Erin

I love you in spite of who you are.

-Gillian

First stop - potty!
That was exciting.

-Erin and Desk Attendant
on exiting the plane

You're better with directions than me.
That's not saying much.

-Amanda and Erin

What about these pants...no, these won't fit your hips.

-Girl in store
to her friend
 
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