Quotes #16-30:
The smell of electrical destruction.
When you're young, you talk about doing it. When you're old, you talk about regularity.
The good stuff smells like old lady and smoke.
Two for two...done and done.
telling good jokes
Can you just put your tongue in your mouth please?
We're going to Miami, the capital of Cuba.
Did you see that? A bird just flew by [gives the finger].
Excuse me ma'am, your bathing suit top has come down.
what she would have liked to say to some women on South Miami Beach
I'd rather just poop my pants.
I do not want a bulletted list right now!
about Word's autoformatting
Baberham.
nickname for Brett when he has a beard
That's why I don't run...it looks like Quasimodo.
In our defense, we're raising cans to feel the homeless.
I think they'd rather see the dancing.
about the sorority dance off
Can I finish my sentence?
Probably not.
We discovered that Brett has a really big tongue.
Brett keeps eating.
...with my giant tongue.
eating a burrito