Amanda's Quotebook

That's why I don't run...it looks like Quasimodo.

In our defense, we're raising cans to feel the homeless.
I think they'd rather see the dancing.

Can I finish my sentence?
Probably not.

We discovered that Brett has a really big tongue.
Brett keeps eating.
...with my giant tongue.

Can I still go to the bathroom?
Do you know where your butt is?

Self tanner of vocabulary.

I take my dates to horror movies to capitalize on their fears.

It's a fibrous filter.
It's more like a net.

You're already in the club, you don't have to keep trying out.

I got suspended from my old school.
Why?
Cause I brought these guns to school [flexes].

I don't like man suits on women.
...depends on the man.

I'm not very good at any sport that involves balls. Especially wrestling.

You don't always need a 1,400 calorie meal

Have you had at least one boyfriend in your life?
Was it the person in the hot tub?
She's writing that down for the funny book.

I'm glad none of my clients facebook video me from bed