ATC Dan's Quotes
So you were a third wheel?
Awkward, yet familiar.
It'd be a family reunion where it'd be ok to pick people up.
on an urban family reunion
I think I'm going to go too. My place, not yours.
I have a brother, but all he did was beat me up.
I can only be more obvious by sending smoke signals.
on how to attract women
I wish it was a guy though. I would have named him Liam or Ian or something like that.
You want a guy telling you what to do?
Yes, yes I do.
on Amanda's GPS voice being a woman instead of a man
The models I was looking at...
he was speaking of cars
Just put it on the floor here.
about trash because there was already a substantial pile of muffin crumbs
It's cheaper to keep her.
thoughts on divorce
Brett, you just wait here.
on leaving trash at the table
Three nerdy guys from high school reminded me of Brett.
on the movie Super Bat
You should sit with younger people if you want to read the card.
You better recognize, Brett.
Search images...no.
on looking up the non-scientific name for uvula
We live like animals.
on not thinking to use the Internet