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So you were a third wheel?
Awkward, yet familiar.

-Amanda and ATC Dan

It'd be a family reunion where it'd be ok to pick people up.

-ATC Dan
on an urban family reunion

I think I'm going to go too. My place, not yours.

-ATC Dan

I have a brother, but all he did was beat me up.

-ATC Dan

I can only be more obvious by sending smoke signals.

-ATC Dan
on how to attract women

I wish it was a guy though. I would have named him Liam or Ian or something like that.
You want a guy telling you what to do?
Yes, yes I do.

-Amanda and ATC Dan
on Amanda's GPS voice being a woman instead of a man

The models I was looking at...

-ATC Dan
he was speaking of cars

Just put it on the floor here.

-ATC Dan
about trash because there was already a substantial pile of muffin crumbs

It's cheaper to keep her.

-ATC Dan
thoughts on divorce

Brett, you just wait here.

-ATC Dan
on leaving trash at the table

Three nerdy guys from high school reminded me of Brett.

-ATC Dan
on the movie Super Bat

You should sit with younger people if you want to read the card.

-ATC Dan

You better recognize, Brett.

-ATC Dan

Search images...no.

-ATC Dan
on looking up the non-scientific name for uvula

We live like animals.

-ATC Dan
on not thinking to use the Internet
 
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