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ATC Dan's Quotes #16-30:
I just haven't slept in 2 days, but whatever...
about finding out what a uvula is for
Maybe [he] should never be in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program.
We should bury our razors in a time capsule in the backyard.
about No Shave November
Meet me in the non-fiction.
how Brett will seduce the librarian
If I had Atticus or an outside dog, I'd just throw them chickens.
on feeding dogs
Piper graduated from her cage only because she chewed her other cage up.
She wanted acid wash jeans.
about peeing in jeans while swimming in the river
I don't really like feet. Good thing there's a barrier.
being pushed in a hammock
They didn't go to the bathroom for me.
about the Movie Tavern