Amanda's Quotebook

He sounds like a 70 year old man.

First you rip in half, then you crap yourself.

The next word is handsome. What letters do you look for?
C-H-R-I-S...is that right?

I think kissing is the gateway drug.

I was like, Woah! She has a beard, but it was a tattoo.

Keep Chris away from the fire.

I have a special gift: the stream will hit the backseat of my pants.

It might be a cure for cannibalism.