Alisha's Quotes
He sounds like a 70 year old man.
on Chris' noseblowing
First you rip in half, then you crap yourself.
childbirth
The next word is handsome. What letters do you look for?
C-H-R-I-S...is that right?
Alisha helping a kid with a word search
I think kissing is the gateway drug.
I was like, Woah! She has a beard, but it was a tattoo.
Keep Chris away from the fire.
on fire hazards
I have a special gift: the stream will hit the backseat of my pants.
It might be a cure for cannibalism.
about the Ethiopian skin-like bread, Injera