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To grow exponentially means to grow much larger and fast.
So, basically the opposite of the economy right now.

Hey, what do you need?
I've thrown up 4 times today.
Ok, you wanna call home?
Yeah, I guess.

I love water.
I love vodka.

You're better with directions than me.
That's not saying much.

Are you going to the game?
No, I'm having friends over.
Guys?
Let's keep it PG.

Jump back on Dan.

to Matt for picture purposes

I'm offended.
I don't believe you.
I'm offended at that. I'm doubly offended.

Can I take this [chapstick] home with me tonight?
Yes.
Hallelujah, Praise the Lord.

4 year old's excitement

I looked to the left and all I saw was Djibouti.

on people standing while she was sitting

Delivery Direction: 2 Ghetto Drive.
The first left before the dump.

on giving pizza delivery directions on where we were staying at the guesthouse

I have a question: were you laughing when you choked on the cookie?
Shhh!

on Amanda's choking incident

A lot of people get paid for dancing.
Yeah, in ones.

My friend in high school.
You had friends?
FRIEND.

Both your stomach and your mind are processing Africa.

I have a certificate of awesometicity.

 
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