Amanda's Quotebook

They're fat free...so you got that.

Can you just put your tongue in your mouth please?

Excuse me ma'am, your bathing suit top has come down.

It's a fibrous filter.
It's more like a net.

I don't like man suits on women.
...depends on the man.

The Disney Channel is for two year olds.
What do you watch?
Sports Center...because I'M A MAN!

I have so many emotions.
I wear tight pants to keep them all in.

To grow exponentially means to grow much larger and fast.
So, basically the opposite of the economy right now.

Hey, what do you need?
I've thrown up 4 times today.
Ok, you wanna call home?
Yeah, I guess.

I love water.
I love vodka.

You're better with directions than me.
That's not saying much.

Are you going to the game?
No, I'm having friends over.
Guys?
Let's keep it PG.

Jump back on Dan.

I'm offended.
I don't believe you.
I'm offended at that. I'm doubly offended.

Can I take this [chapstick] home with me tonight?
Yes.
Hallelujah, Praise the Lord.