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Amanda's Quotes #16-30:

I looked to the left and all I saw was Djibouti.

on people standing while she was sitting

Delivery Direction: 2 Ghetto Drive.
The first left before the dump.

on giving pizza delivery directions on where we were staying at the guesthouse

I have a question: were you laughing when you choked on the cookie?
Shhh!

on Amanda's choking incident

A lot of people get paid for dancing.
Yeah, in ones.

My friend in high school.
You had friends?
FRIEND.

Both your stomach and your mind are processing Africa.

I have a certificate of awesometicity.

I don't have a Mac, Daddy...get it, mac daddy?

to her dad about his apple computer

If they're going to have an illegal substance at least make them work for it.

on getting controlled substances at the pharmacy

I just think you should talk to the people you're with.
...as opposed to who you want to be with.

using cell phones when you're with friends

Go offer your skills.
I thought we were still talking about pregnancy.

on helping the drive-in people get the projector going

Guess who IM'ed me.
Mr. Mullet?

Your coming back to the pool right?
Unless something goes terribly wrong.

potty breaks

I think Q took the day off.
Why do you think that?
Because he said he took the day off.
So your really good at context clues.

Mike, I can't marry your brother now that you're leaving.
You missed your chance.

about his brother who is an unemployed alcoholic
 
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