Amanda's Quotebook

I don't have a Mac, Daddy...get it, mac daddy?

If they're going to have an illegal substance at least make them work for it.

I just think you should talk to the people you're with.
...as opposed to who you want to be with.

Go offer your skills.
I thought we were still talking about pregnancy.

Guess who IM'ed me.
Mr. Mullet?

Your coming back to the pool right?
Unless something goes terribly wrong.

I think Q took the day off.
Why do you think that?
Because he said he took the day off.
So your really good at context clues.

Mike, I can't marry your brother now that you're leaving.
You missed your chance.

Girls don't fart...
...they leak.

Where's your backpack?
I left it at school.
Good luck in life.

We just need a catheter.
Julia can hook us up.
Literally.

So you were a third wheel?
Awkward, yet familiar.

Mark doesn't fart when I poke him.
Mark doesn't has as sophisticated of a defense system as I do.

We have the same initials.
Wait, what are yours?
AG.

You still have seven cents worth of water left.
That's a nickel AND two pennies.