Amanda's Quotebook

Girls don't fart...
...they leak.

Where's your backpack?
I left it at school.
Good luck in life.

We just need a catheter.
Julia can hook us up.
Literally.

So you were a third wheel?
Awkward, yet familiar.

Mark doesn't fart when I poke him.
Mark doesn't has as sophisticated of a defense system as I do.

We have the same initials.
Wait, what are yours?
AG.

You still have seven cents worth of water left.
That's a nickel AND two pennies.

Lickers keepers.

Bring it.

They know the same song.

Linguine ball.
Everyone knows what a linguine ball is.

Is he a boy or a man?
Well, I'm not going to say to my girlfriends, 'There's this man who's calling me.'
That'd be creepy.
He has a moustache.
And a van.

One was made of water [the snowman].
And what about Mike?
I thought you were going to say and what about Harold.
No, Mike's made of gas.

I'm not a butt masseuse.

I didn't think anyone was going to laugh at that.
It was a sleeper hit.