Amanda's Quotebook

You can use it as a sleeve for a Big A computer.

Who came up with that song?!?! Perv!

Amanda, this is one of the hardest things a manager has to do. You're off the team. We've got a full body spasm player coming in from Mexico.
But I speak Spanish!

Sure...I'll be awake all day.

I have mud on the inside of my pants.
Let's hope it's just mud.

You're looking plumper.
...just like my pancakes.

I'm trying to give it up, but he makes it so hard.
You make me hit you.

Is that a girl?
My sister, so technically yes.
But practically no.

Julie's making out like a bandit.

[gasp of shock by E.]
Have you seen this before?
Yes, but I forgot...shut up.

[student knocks over speaker; front piece falls off]
BOOOOOOOO!
Let me just put this back together...see it works!

[loudly] Is that a monster under there?!?!
Do you think that was appropriate?
I think that was [mumble].
Did you say appropriate or inappropriate?
The one that's bad.

You control the wheelchair, it does not control you.
What does that even mean?
You can't have my fries, ok!

When he said 'bigotry,' I thought he said 'bigamy' and I was like, 'How would people get away with that? We're not in Utah.'

I'm going to have this...it's just like air.