Amy's Quotes
Where's your backpack?
I left it at school.
Good luck in life.
A hot tub by yourself is just a bath.
Woah, lots of names here. I need to write this down with a diagram.
on taking a phone message
I didn't ever say I couldn't, I just kept saying I can.
on fixing eye glasses
For every kid you send down, that's one tire you will have to replace on your car.
on how to get teachers not to send kids to the office
Go for the jugular - Recess.
on how to control children
I don't touch his SmartOnes.
about her husbands microwave lunches
It smells like corn...or broccoli.
It's Keith.
office smells
I want her to eat good though I was raised on hot dogs and spam.
on raising her daughter
We're not bats!
on not waking up before the sun
That's 14!
questions by a coworker
I think she got her tooth back.
on a coworker who lost a tooth flossing
I sense a little bit of hostility over there.