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Andy's Quotes
Just answer it...what are they going to do? Steal your soul through the phone?
-Andy
on answering numbers you don't recognize
Did you hear that Shania Twain got divorced?
Oh no! That sucks.
Yeah, so much for that "You're Still the One" song.
But the sunrise was amazing, so it covered a multitude of nasty phlegm
-Andy
regarding a nasty neighbor's horking versus a sunset
Protect her.
She's not my girlfriend.
I'll protect her.
He'll protect any woman, not just women that belong to him.
We'll rent a Porshe, throw money out of it, and Julie is going to wear a bikini.
-Andy
on his High School Reunion
Your veins look like they transport blood very efficiently.
-Andy
someone said 'nice bangs', but she heard 'nice veins'