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I hate that thing, it looks like a spaceship.
We've won enough Superbowls, we are now leaving the planet.

-Julie and Andy
the podium for receiving the superbowl trophy thing (it probably has a special name - I do not know it nor really care to)

If jellyfish flew, we'd all be in trouble.

I would ride it as my war horse in battle.

on mixing a zebra and a clydesdale

Just answer it...what are they going to do? Steal your soul through the phone?

on answering numbers you don't recognize

You're going to have to quit high fiving.
Low five.

-Julie and Andy

Did you hear that Shania Twain got divorced?
Oh no! That sucks.
Yeah, so much for that "You're Still the One" song.

-Andy and Julie

People keep getting caught in my fingers.

as people walk behind him in the pew

But the sunrise was amazing, so it covered a multitude of nasty phlegm

regarding a nasty neighbor's horking versus a sunset

Protect her.
She's not my girlfriend.
I'll protect her.
He'll protect any woman, not just women that belong to him.

There's no large exit.

I'll wear my Thundercats t-shirt.

on 80's night

Grim Winnebago...strikes fear and curiosity at the same time.

on his American Gladiator name

Some tool in England.

We'll rent a Porshe, throw money out of it, and Julie is going to wear a bikini.

on his High School Reunion

Your veins look like they transport blood very efficiently.

someone said 'nice bangs', but she heard 'nice veins'
 
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