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Andy's Quotes #16-30:
Mike is his second, lesser known single.
-Andy
on how there's a Mike and a # in every ladies restroom and the song 867-5309
We're the Senior citizens of 608.
I'm in assisted living.
That means I feel her and give her sponge baths.
on parking in the sr. citizen section at church
No, but there are people in this room that keep it alive.
I keep it alive while Julie's hitting me.
to the question, "Is Mystery Science Theater still on?"; Mark the purest and Andy the movie talker
Oddly enough, his mom and sister were staying there.
I was worried they caused it.
on how Julie's parents house burnt down
I turned off the burner so it doesn't boil down to a thin crust of Christmas spices.
-Andy
about the wassail
It looks more like she got run over by the Christmas tree.
-Andy
about Elsa the dog laying under the tree