Amanda's Quotebook

I want to punch myself in the face every time I hear that song.

It's like 7:03am.

That girl needs a sandwich.

They're pulling her out like a beached whale.
She's probably still queasy from the pregnancy.

She just has big teeth.

On her back is little Ling Ling.
The Panda Bear.

That's why sumo and ninja do not overlap.

Andy for Rent-A-Cop.
The power would go to your head.
In Walmart, I don't have the jurisdiction to beat them with my billy club.

Guess what - I gave Elsa a raw egg once.

Here's a heaping mound of hot bread.

My new fundraising tactic is to provoke people into attacking me, then suing them for assault.

Who's that Christian singer with the really low voice?
KATHY TRICCOLI!

I just want to see you better.
Why don't you ever do that to me?
I do, you tell me to stop staring.

I probably should...

Builds up my resistance to cancer.