Amanda's Quotebook

Steph and Rach had a body shot party?
Weird!
No, a Body SHOP party!

I can't drink water from the bathroom tap.
Yeah with that nasty cup that stays in the bathroom...
...All covered in fecal dust

Hurley loves life 24/7... except when we keep him in the crate 20/7.

My mom used to say if you swallow them, they would grow in your stomach. I should have said, 'Whatever mom, with no sunlight or soil?"

You can swallow the black ones.
Yeah, you just poop 'em out.

I'll take Jason's extra testosterone. I'll be running around with 'Roid Rageâ„¢.

I hope when people read our quotes, they think, 'I don't get it. I may just have to be there next time.'

Aquariums don't smell like poo, and you don't have to be out in the hot sun all day long.
Yeah, which is why aquariums cost like 4 times as much as zoos do.
Pssh, I could stay at home for free where, most of the time, it doesn't smell like poop at all!

There was a time when I would dress down to go to Wal-Mart because I felt like if I was dressed up, I would get stared at by immigrants.
Those d*#n Swedes.

Quote board? More like Sexual Innuendo Board.

Sick, look at the poop hammock.

Jon Weece hasn't been as good, ever since Taylor Hicks won American Idol. I think that speaks for itself.

Do you want to get nude?

I worked at Ponderosa. It was pretty much the best restaurant in Benton (KY)"
"It's pretty much the best restaurant in the world.

Ooh, Ponderosa! OOOH - Steak 'n Shake!! Auburn, Indiana has EVERYTHING!