Amanda's Quotebook

"Will you give me a butt massage?"
"Sure"
"What's a butt massage between friends?"
"Weird."

I'm always the other woman...I'm such a tramp for getting no action at all.

On the dimensions of compatibility, I forgot that I checked a-hole.

I wanna have kids before 10 years...my ovaries will shrivel up and die.

Buffalo?!?! It tastes like a buffalo??!?

I'm lonely enough without seeing man figurines.

I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy.

Did you see that? A bird just flew by [gives the finger].

Can I still go to the bathroom?
Do you know where your butt is?

I don't like man suits on women.
...depends on the man.

I don't go to the bathroom in front of my parents.

Guess who IM'ed me.
Mr. Mullet?

I took a course of Flagyl, and I think whatever was living inside me died.

Might as well enjoy the fatness.

That's 4 flushes.