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Anonymous's Quotes
"Will you give me a butt massage?"
"Sure"
"What's a butt massage between friends?"
"Weird."
pulling a muscle
I'm always the other woman...I'm such a tramp for getting no action at all.
Love triangles
On the dimensions of compatibility, I forgot that I checked a-hole.
being matched with a jerk on eHarmony
I wanna have kids before 10 years...my ovaries will shrivel up and die.
waiting 10 years for a younger man
I'm lonely enough without seeing man figurines.
about Mark R.'s collection of dolls for men
Can I still go to the bathroom?
Do you know where your butt is?
about what to do when the lights go out
I don't go to the bathroom in front of my parents.
in reference to the statement that you shouldn't do anything while dating that you wouldn't do in front of your parents
I took a course of Flagyl, and I think whatever was living inside me died.