Amanda's Quotebook

Guess who IM'ed me.
Mr. Mullet?

I took a course of Flagyl, and I think whatever was living inside me died.

Might as well enjoy the fatness.

That's 4 flushes.

He's so smokin' hot I can't even look at him...he's like the sun.

I almost just tooted...that's shocking.

I hate when you get gas.

They have a soul, it's just possessed by the devil.

I've always had a thing for Extension Agents.

Remember that time we were at Jason's house and he went to the grocery and then we took off all our clothes?

There was a time when I would dress down to go to Wal-Mart because I felt like if I was dressed up, I would get stared at by immigrants.
Those d*#n Swedes.

If he had anything to do with it, we wouldn't have kids for 10 years.
Actually [anonymous], he does have something to do with it.

I hope in heaven (or elsewhere), the first thing everyone has to do when they get there is watch slow-motion replay of all the times in their life when they were complete selfish a-holes.

I love a good cherry.
That's what he said.

I hated sleeping with my brother.