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I take my dates to horror movies to capitalize on their fears.

Those glass pipes aren't just for decorations.

possible warning from your friends that you shouldn't date a particular girl

And you realize: she's no longer a woman.

on sparing with a female

Nah, they yell.

what his parents do instead of PDA

What they were doing was an action movie.

PDA

If I'm not running down the road in my underwear, I'll be alright.

dealing with stress

I'm trying to give it up, but he makes it so hard.
You make me hit you.

about not punching Mike

Shafted.

It's too late to apologize.

Hot box it.

What if he just likes the smoothness.

on guys shaving their legs

Shake my leg out.

Slow your roll.

Sounds like a TV sitcom.

if Mike and Michael move in together

I'm trying to quit. I've only sort of hit him once.
She's on the patch.

on hitting Mike
 
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