Brad's Quotes
I take my dates to horror movies to capitalize on their fears.
Those glass pipes aren't just for decorations.
possible warning from your friends that you shouldn't date a particular girl
And you realize: she's no longer a woman.
on sparing with a female
Nah, they yell.
what his parents do instead of PDA
What they were doing was an action movie.
PDA
If I'm not running down the road in my underwear, I'll be alright.
dealing with stress
I'm trying to give it up, but he makes it so hard.
You make me hit you.
about not punching Mike
It's too late to apologize.
What if he just likes the smoothness.
on guys shaving their legs
Sounds like a TV sitcom.
if Mike and Michael move in together
I'm trying to quit. I've only sort of hit him once.
She's on the patch.
on hitting Mike