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Brett's Quotes

We discovered that Brett has a really big tongue.
Brett keeps eating.
...with my giant tongue.

eating a burrito

I'm not good at water sports.

Smoopie.

new nickname for Hannah instead of "oh babe"

This isn't sun tan...it's outrage.

on his raccoon eyes

We had to bring Brian because he's on suicide watch.

on how Brian's gf is in a far off country

Now how am I going to get rid of the other two.

speaking for Mr. Bennett on getting rid of his other two daughters

I hope that doesn't make me Wickham.
No, that makes you Collins, duh.
My nicknames are getting progressively worse.

-Mike and Brett
on being a Pride and Prejudice character

And I'm not intimidated by him at all.

about Adam

Point is moot...he's dead.

Is that where you keep your tots?

a shirt with a zipper pocket on the sleeve

Amanda, this is one of the hardest things a manager has to do. You're off the team. We've got a full body spasm player coming in from Mexico.
But I speak Spanish!

Amanda singing Fidelity one too many times

I have mud on the inside of my pants.
Let's hope it's just mud.

it was just mud

I don't really have that problem because I CHEW my food.

on getting food stuck in your throat

They voted Matt King Nerd.

about Matt being president of engineering club in HS

Valentine's Day is the way you like things...Red!

about Brad and Communism
 
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