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Brett's Quotes

We discovered that Brett has a really big tongue.
Brett keeps eating.
...with my giant tongue.

-Hannah, Mindy, and Brett
eating a burrito

I'm not good at water sports.

-Brett

Smoopie.

-Brett
new nickname for Hannah instead of "oh babe"

This isn't sun tan...it's outrage.

-Brett
on his raccoon eyes

We had to bring Brian because he's on suicide watch.

-Brett
on how Brian's gf is in a far off country

Now how am I going to get rid of the other two.

-Brett
speaking for Mr. Bennett on getting rid of his other two daughters

I hope that doesn't make me Wickham.
No, that makes you Collins, duh.
My nicknames are getting progressively worse.

-Mike and Brett
on being a Pride and Prejudice character

And I'm not intimidated by him at all.

-Brett
about Adam

Point is moot...he's dead.

-Brett

Is that where you keep your tots?

-Brett
a shirt with a zipper pocket on the sleeve

Amanda, this is one of the hardest things a manager has to do. You're off the team. We've got a full body spasm player coming in from Mexico.
But I speak Spanish!

-Brett and Amanda
Amanda singing Fidelity one too many times

I have mud on the inside of my pants.
Let's hope it's just mud.

-Amanda and Brett
it was just mud

I don't really have that problem because I CHEW my food.

-Brett
on getting food stuck in your throat

They voted Matt King Nerd.

-Brett
about Matt being president of engineering club in HS

Valentine's Day is the way you like things...Red!

-Brett
about Brad and Communism
 
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