Brett's Quotes #16-30:
They're going to hit him in the junk with a tennis ball.
a television show on in Pazzo's
It was a 10 on the ridiculosity scale.
about a snow day in KY
Stanky ones.
on candles from a white elephant gift
I'll just dump it on one of my friends.
on a white elephant gift
I'm impressed you remembered to get it out.
Nah, my mom did.
on Brett's skiing Christmas tree
Some people have kids...it's after midnight.
That's two fun facts.
You could get to Jess in 2 days.
No wonder your beard is not grown out.
about a Gilmore girl marathon
I guess Jen and I killed the conversation.
Can you go back in the corner?
Why did you fill this pie with hair?
It certainly takes up time.
on the movie Kindergarten Cop
The Stig is more of an animal than a man.
about the Stig on Top Gear
He was like Ultimate Fighter in Indonesia Elementary School.
about Ronald
Isn't that the loser who's dating your sister?
I want to be the loser dating your sister.
to Matt