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Brett's Quotes #31-45:
You'll get recycled paper and you'll like it.
to TVM about printing on cheap paper
Chapter 4: Normalcy and You
on his future book about simplicity and living in a large shipping crate
Can we have another one on MS Paint?
on getting a training session for Photoshop and the similar program Paint (Brian is the guru of Paint - refer all questions to him)
There's a Saturn over there...dogs like to pee on plastic.
on dogs marking territory
I would have a gradient of hairiness.
on what he would do if he had to shave some of his legs due to surgery
If I was a college professor, I'd fart too.
commentary on one of Gillian's professors who would fart in class (and also not shave her arm hair) - she was a hippie
There's only one way to settle this...Fight.
about the Sr. Minister's possible edict regarding an imaginary dispute between TVM and Amanda
Once I reel in a woman with the Subaru, I'm gonna get the ugliest car I can find.