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Chris's Quotes

Can I have one of my napkins?

-Chris
to Amanda who abscounded all of Chris' napkins

Cough-zilla is up.

-Chris
about a sick team member

It smelled like gross.

-Chris

Guys, we witnessed something beautiful.

-Chris
on mating dogs

The next word is handsome. What letters do you look for?
C-H-R-I-S...is that right?

-Alisha and Chris
Alisha helping a kid with a word search

See the goodies.

-Chris

My mom's going to crap a brick.

-Chris

And the last thing...if I can read my own writing.

-Chris
whilst giving a devotion

Jesus, you can come now. Amen.

-Chris

I like my women like my Fanta bottles.

-Chris
Curvy and bubbly

Tootie?
That's a dog's name.

-Chris and Tekie
on Chris trying to remember Tekie's name

Delivery Direction: 2 Ghetto Drive.
The first left before the dump.

-Amanda and Chris
on giving pizza delivery directions on where we were staying at the guesthouse

You've got to release your sphincter.

-Chris

A lot of people get paid for dancing.
Yeah, in ones.

-Amanda and Chris
 
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