Amanda's Quotebook

It's like a mini golf course where you have to pee in the blow hole.

You made me say a four letter word.
So did Phil.

I never met a girl like you.
Good, moral, and honest?
Yeah, I need a woman like that.
Are you asking me out?

We can send [email] to Germany.
Sure you can, just add .de

I'm saying what you're saying, but I have not idea what I'm saying.

Don't call me when you're in a loud bar...Tool!

I think I smell weed.

[Alcohol] doesn't do much for me.
Because you don't let it.

You're going to need more paper.
Especially if [he/she] drinks much more.

I know all kinds of words for drunk.

Wow! I never met people like you before.

Let me drink my chunky wine.
Can you taste a bit of schnitzel in your drink?