Chris's Quotes
Can I have one of my napkins?
to Amanda who abscounded all of Chris' napkins
Cough-zilla is up.
about a sick team member
Guys, we witnessed something beautiful.
on mating dogs
The next word is handsome. What letters do you look for?
C-H-R-I-S...is that right?
Alisha helping a kid with a word search
My mom's going to crap a brick.
And the last thing...if I can read my own writing.
whilst giving a devotion
Jesus, you can come now. Amen.
I like my women like my Fanta bottles.
Curvy and bubbly
Tootie?
That's a dog's name.
on Chris trying to remember Tekie's name
Delivery Direction: 2 Ghetto Drive.
The first left before the dump.
on giving pizza delivery directions on where we were staying at the guesthouse
You've got to release your sphincter.
A lot of people get paid for dancing.
Yeah, in ones.