Amanda's Quotebook

We were cheering you on.
Cheering my left butt cheek.
That was inappropriate.

He has a good body.

You guys are all dressed up, that sucks.

I feel like I might start menstruating.

Just wanted to make sure you got your toothbrush cause I know you complained about it yesterday.

My man-o-meter is running low and it wasn't that high to begin with.

Oh Fart!
I thought she was coaching herself.

I had a big butt, I get it from my momma.

Your rash looks like a skin graft.

You should get a tape worm.

You're tired...you have dark circles under your eyes.