Amanda's Quotebook

Is he a boy or a man?
Well, I'm not going to say to my girlfriends, 'There's this man who's calling me.'
That'd be creepy.
He has a moustache.
And a van.

He volunteered; it's not like he's a prisoner of war.

I thought he was wearing a scarf, but it was his hair.
Amanda made it for him.
Looks like Hurley is around his neck.

Oh, those Commies.

Steph and Rach had a body shot party?
Weird!
No, a Body SHOP party!

I get so sick of savoring the wine, when most of the time, I just want to drink it as fast as possible.
I know! Don't refine your palette so much!

Who would leave Rebecca Romaine-Stamos?
I know, seriously, all the lettuce you could eat!
I'm sorry?

She was ridden hard and put away wet.

Babe, not my purse.
Oops...it's not in there.
HON!

It's nice to have a child you can put in a cage.

We have women doctors, they have peepee doctors.

The world is my litter box.

I would have pooped in the ball.

Perpetually, yes.

You can't leak meat--it's a solid