Amanda's Quotebook

OK, Meatman.

Babe, did you see the proportions?...stop adding ice.

Your family IS crazy!

It's never crossed my mind.

He's like Fabio.

We can't shoot liqueurs guys.

Isn't he by the toilet or something?

They only grow in Japan.
You only grow in Japan.
Thanks Jason.
That's what she said?!?

This is the longest running conversation on mayonnaise ever.
Mayonnaise related products.

Does your mayonnaise still say 'Matt' on it?

I'm sure they have a provision for blinkers.

I should treat my kids like a dog...minus the cage part.

Have a great day! And really, i mean that. I'm not being sarcastic.

You left me and Jason was doing gross things with his cheese.

Give them a baby. Give me a $30,000 check. Everyone's happy. Thank you.