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Clarissa's Quotes
If you wanna see how ugly you are.
on using the extra strength magnifying glass
Fashion crisis.
Something about a bunion.
about a 3rd party
Aren't you going to save the tissue paper.
Ok, grandma.
I was scared I'd get something raunchy.
Then you might not want to open mine.
Look at these fools...oh wait, I'm the one meowing.
speaking for Elissa and her rap cat impression (every time you point your finger, you have three pointing back at you)
I was the towel boy for the band.
Admit it, you were a baton twirler.
That little weasel...she tried to pull some Tom Foolery.
on her grandmother
Should I fart to lighten the mood.
on how to keep from talking about adult issues like finances