Amanda's Quotebook

Here we go...and it breaks my heart, breaks my heart...

How did the broken butt doughnut pillow come in?

Now my socks are all jacked up.

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a four-letter word.

Wonderful breath.
Wonderful else things.

Then you did a U-ey.

How many red lights can you run?

You don't have a trash can?
I'm working on that.

SYNTHESIZER!

Do I sound like a redneck?

Great, the F-bomb King is here.

It's messy.
That's ok, we saw the other Chris'.

Too bad he has the G lean.

You have to look good when you go somewhere that the majority of the populous is male.

Apparently, they've never seen a forest before.