Clark's Quotes
Use your words.
to a student who mumbles
It's like the DMV in here.
on how slow the line was
I guess my question is: Do you want me to keep him away from you?
I'm trying my hardest to keep you from going to [Heck].
I'm almost as old as Jesus was when He left this earth.
When you kill something, it's good to soak the corpse.
You reacted like a super hero.
about someone running to aid a student who fainted
Do you have a sledge hammer?
Overdoing it on the high five's?
When I hear my own laugh, I realize how dorky it is.
You just keep telling yourself that I'm cute.
to his wife
I'll email you...it will be hilarious.
about a joke he couldn't remember