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Thanks, I didn't ask for the Jason Parmer crotch update.

-Ed
on wet suit issues

What's that?
That's leg hair...you get it during puberty.

-Jason and Ed

Are you zipped up?

-Ed
why Jason's wetsuit had random air pockets

Are you trying to brag?

-Ed
to Jason

He puts the 'R' in redneck.

-Ed

Move it along Mosephus.

-Ed
to the slowest squirrel ever to cross a road

Anywhere there's rednecks, there's monkey collecting.
NASCAR, drinking and monkeys.

-Jason and Ed

How do you feel that the guy you're with has crabs?
He says I gave them to him.

-Ed and Divemaster Woman
about her husband's swim trunks with crabs on them

Doesn't that waiter look like Jason?
I think he looks more like that guy who does that home renovation show.
Bob Vila?

-Shannan, Andy, Ed
 
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