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Two for two...done and done.

telling good jokes

We're going to Miami, the capital of Cuba.

My hands get sweaty when I wear latex gloves.

I'm not fun to sleep with. I kick and steal covers.

Is he a boy or a man?
Well, I'm not going to say to my girlfriends, 'There's this man who's calling me.'
That'd be creepy.
He has a moustache.
And a van.

Are you guys ready to go cause I'm hitting it fast.

I'm getting hungry people. I need more rolls.

we think she might be hypogylcemic

[gasp of shock by E.]
Have you seen this before?
Yes, but I forgot...shut up.

about the movie The Wedding Planner

Asphalt - Your A** is at fault.

Slurp it up Ronald.

I'm just making fun of Ronald.

Amanda's love is not unconditional...it's conditional.

crazy double negatives

[Buuuurp] Dang, that was louder than I thought it would be.

Amanda likes it when we talk about poop.
Yeah she does [insert snort].

I can't believe Julie let him put that up there.

about Andy's profile picture
 
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