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My hands get sweaty when I wear latex gloves.

I'm not fun to sleep with. I kick and steal covers.

Is he a boy or a man?
Well, I'm not going to say to my girlfriends, 'There's this man who's calling me.'
That'd be creepy.
He has a moustache.
And a van.

Are you guys ready to go cause I'm hitting it fast.

I'm getting hungry people. I need more rolls.

we think she might be hypogylcemic

[gasp of shock by E.]
Have you seen this before?
Yes, but I forgot...shut up.

about the movie The Wedding Planner

Asphalt - Your A** is at fault.

Slurp it up Ronald.

I'm just making fun of Ronald.

Amanda's love is not unconditional...it's conditional.

crazy double negatives

[Buuuurp] Dang, that was louder than I thought it would be.

Amanda likes it when we talk about poop.
Yeah she does [insert snort].

I can't believe Julie let him put that up there.

about Andy's profile picture

Obviously, cause these aren't characters in the Office.

after Amanda said there were commercials in the online version of the show

Well, that's good to know.

on hearing that chocolate is better than sex
 
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