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Elissa's Quotes #16-30:

I can't believe Julie let him put that up there.

-Elissa
about Andy's profile picture

Obviously, cause these aren't characters in the Office.

-Elissa
after Amanda said there were commercials in the online version of the show

Well, that's good to know.

-Elissa
on hearing that chocolate is better than sex

'I have plans' means 'You're not invited.'

-Elissa

You'd rather her put unanimous?

-Elissa
she meant anonymous

I'm sorry I ate too much tummy.

-Elissa

The toilet? Is that what you mean?

-Elissa
in reference to the dog's water scattered throughout the house *this was not what was intended

I haven't been funny lately. I haven't made the quoteboard.

-Elissa
proof that your funniness is determined solely by your ranking on the quoteboard (and your direct proximity to Amanda)

That's a tough one. A couch can go with me anywhere.

-Elissa
on whether to buy a couch or pay for her house

I was upstairs cutting the cheese.

-Elissa
literally cutting cheese

Your mom's feeling awkward.
She might be if you were talking about her calves.

-Elissa and Amanda

I had to hammer with a mullet.

-Elissa
she meant mallet

Yes, he is something to look at.

-Elissa

It doesn't even look good...I'm like a freakin' Red Lobster.

-Elissa
on her sunburn

Never trust a woman.

-Elissa
 
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