Amanda's Quotebook

I got peed on once...

If you're not careful, you're going to be a baby daddy.

We're going to clean up a bit.
We're going to do what with the alphabet?

Honestly, he farts a lot and he farts like that.

You sound like a machine.
Don't call me a machine.
You sound like a dying cow.

You're going to get stopped up.
Oh no, it's not stopping.