Erin's Quotes
I love water.
I love vodka.
First stop - potty!
That was exciting.
on exiting the plane
You're better with directions than me.
That's not saying much.
We have to burn off that bowl of cheese whiz.
about the tortilla soup at Max and Erma's
Where are his shorts?
speedos at the pool
It doesn't sound like he needs much encouragement.
on a certain friend with the Ladies
Her face looked ancient. But her body looked like she had some work done.
WHAT!?! Her body didn't look like it had any work done.
Somebody give me a newspaper, I could totally take a nap.
on being really tired in a park
Do you like my shirt?
It suits you.
on Randy's plaid shirt
He needs a little manscaping.
on random body hair
It's not the highlight of my life.
on her ex-boyfriend
If you don't have a TV, what do you point your furniture at?
It's all downhill from here. I'll find a new place.
speaking for a roommate's thoughts on 2nd dates
You're out of Diet Coke?!?!?
I just don't like to see naked men.
Me neither.
about dorm life