Amanda's Quotebook

Is that a cardboard box in the treeline?
Yes, I believe it is.
I'm worried that there are kittens in it. I'll have to check later.
If there are kittens in it then they'll probably be frozen by later. I'll send an e-mail to Jon and see if he checked the box for kittens ... Deep-set emotional issues?
(Worried Face) I found a frozen cat once.
I did too, come to think of it, but it was in the freezer.
Truly traumatizing.

Some curl, some build fences competitively.

Of COURSE it's in Puerto Rico, that's why Puerto Rico is so creepy.

"Honky tonk catastrophe" should really appear on a wife beater offered at Wal-Mart and select rodeo venues .... truth in advertising.

You oughta send him a message that says 'Step it up, because you've got a coffee bean-sorting farmer in Uganda waiting to step in and take your place.'

I may be little, but I have a dog. And a big truck, and keys between my fingers!

I just fist-bumped a cow.

Is that your head?
No, thankfully.
Whose is it?
Oh, a dead horse.

I hate it when the Indian Ocean decides to hang out in my left sinus cavity.
It can't be the Indian Ocean. If it were, it'd smell like curry.

How is your pot-buying adventure going?

MRSA-free since 1984

I want to kick something!!! (gesticulating wildly)
Don't kick me. Step away from the Stephanie. Here, throw this peach at him.
Just think of how satisfying that "sqwoosh" would be!?!

You could be the fire-breathing lady.
OK, but first I need to figure out how to breathe fire.

I always feel awkward about eating fish and then going swimming. I don't know why, but I do.

My friend nellie lost one in an unfortunate waxing accident.