Amanda's Quotebook

I love you in spite of who you are.

That was almost jazz hands.

We just need a catheter.
Julia can hook us up.
Literally.

I want to bear hug a man.

You still have seven cents worth of water left.
That's a nickel AND two pennies.

Everyone who comes tonight gets a pen.

You are no longer an Imperial Walker! You're dead to me!

What do I do if I need help...I missed it the first time.

I didn't think anyone was going to laugh at that.
It was a sleeper hit.

Honorable Mention.
Miss Congeniality.

I took mime class when I was younger.

Nope, that's not what it is.

It's like a love tattoo.

One thumb up perchance...I take it back.

At least your not a shoulder laugher.
Shoulder laughers are...ok.