Amanda's Quotebook

Baberham.

We discovered that Brett has a really big tongue.
Brett keeps eating.
...with my giant tongue.

Girls don't fart...
...they leak.

That's cause you're not flexible enough to sit down.

Do you want to hear about politics or boys?
Probably boys.

Your back is really steamy.

It's one of our favorite memories.
It's one of Brett's worst.

I was the innkeeper, the donkey, and the angel.

He makes noise too.

If you break the remote, you'll have to come over and change the channel whenever we want.

You could get a date with three women.
I'll go.

Some people don't wear clothes at all.

Covering his face...thank you.

My dad says, 'Pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.'

My dinner stomach is full. My dessert stomach is empty.