Amanda's Quotebook

I wish I would have lint rolled myself.
I wish you would have taken a shower.

Did God say 'I will build my church on the socially awkward?'

Especially people in SUVs...they're like, 'you have no pants.'

Good song...Tom Petty and the Heartbreaker.
I like Hannah Montana.

Easter Egg Hunter.

A**es to Apples.

It's one of our favorite memories.
It's one of Brett's worst.

Is that a girl?
My sister, so technically yes.
But practically no.

Nicholson, my man.

[She's] doing a self-exam.

It was really quiet and Amanda was like RARRRHGH.

River Horse!

Is there nothing you won't touch?

I love your celebrity endorsed scent.

Let me have a piece of the candy in your mouth.