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Jason's Quotes
I like it here. Especially the mountain berry heaven blasphemy.
in a guestbook
I had forgotten that I had asparagus until just then.
on the side effects of certain veggies
One is a life partner; two or more is mischief.
on how many guys have to be wearing dresses with him in public to be comfortable
Facebook IM is not an appropriate way to get in touch with me.
My sister's having contractions...it's like two words...Toni Braxton?
Don't hurt me...and please throw in some bonus items.
on how infomercials affect him
She's not afraid to have some junk in the trunk and that's what I like about her.
about a character on Grey's Anatomy
Did you call it Holmes school?
on Matt Holmes getting homeschooled
Linguine ball.
Everyone knows what a linguine ball is.
what you may be served at Flag Fork Farm
If I know Leckie like I think I do, she's probably sleeping off a hangover.
Man, Kacie's little honey nuggets were AMAZING!
regarding cookies