Amanda's Quotebook

The good stuff smells like old lady and smoke.

I'd rather just poop my pants.

I'm not very good at any sport that involves balls. Especially wrestling.

I'm glad none of my clients facebook video me from bed

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

I wish I knew more show tunes.

I like it here. Especially the mountain berry heaven blasphemy.

I had forgotten that I had asparagus until just then.

One is a life partner; two or more is mischief.

Facebook IM is not an appropriate way to get in touch with me.

My sister's having contractions...it's like two words...Toni Braxton?

It's as good as cash!

Don't hurt me...and please throw in some bonus items.

She's not afraid to have some junk in the trunk and that's what I like about her.

Did you call it Holmes school?