Jason's Quotes #16-30:
Did you call it Holmes school?
on Matt Holmes getting homeschooled
Linguine ball.
Everyone knows what a linguine ball is.
what you may be served at Flag Fork Farm
Those high school kids...mall rats.
If I know Leckie like I think I do, she's probably sleeping off a hangover.
Man, Kacie's little honey nuggets were AMAZING!
regarding cookies
I wish I was black.
on dancing styles
If I knew how to burp, I would have burped just then.
Yeah, this is like Cambodia.
rough driving terrain
He's like plus 20lbs.
on people at High School reunions
My baby maker.
in reference to the tv show
No pyramid schemes.
Amway Smamway
That's when the dragon laugh comes out.