Amanda's Quotebook

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Jason's Quotes #31-45:

That's when the dragon laugh comes out.

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I'm going to white knuckle it.

on holding onto the table in order to not get rolled down the stairs

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I've had CARS older than her! OMG!

regarding a friend born in '88

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It kinda smells like Garbage Burger.
Sorry.

-Jason and Peter

Peter got the Garbage Burger

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I always go in the back corner...then just pee on the wall.

on the strange location of the bathrooms in the middle of the restaurant

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Call me when you can dive at 200ft.

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It smells like a homeless man.

the Red Robin spices to add to your food

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I induced vomiting on that one.

when Barclay at a bag of Hershey's Kisses

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I love my P-Ness

regarding his Myers Briggs ENF-P profile.

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Microfiber Tic Tac Toe.

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You have fuzz on your face.
Amanda says condescendingly.

-Amanda and Jason

Jason narrating

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Wanna have a tickle fight?

to Christine who did not look remotely like she wanted to have a tickle fight

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That's shocking!

on someone not saying anything

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I'm hoping to get a flash this Christmas.
Me too...wooo! [lifts shirt]

-Amanda and Jason

camera flashes

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A cow can projectile pee.

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