Jeff's Quotes
I have to go tuck Mark in.
Call your dad right now and tell him you love him.
to Michael talked about his dad's joke ending: "get it?"
Scrapbooking would have completed the estrogen-fest.
on Amanda's weekend with the girls
Mookie just goes from one guy to the next.
She's like the village bicycle.
about Jeff's cat
You can't bring that movie into my house.
to Mark about the movie Dirty Dancing
She said, 'My Tristan,' like Mark said, 'My Jeff.'
Not the same.
I'm going to work the room.
I didn't laugh.
about Ross' comment
They could set a bomb off there and no one would get hit.
I'm not going to need to get confirmation on that.
on a certain backpack flag
If I start drinking...
on what might get him to take off his shirt, though he looked like he was going to give Mike a birthday show
Ronald, you broke this thing open with your head.
I need to go tuck Mark in.