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I have a question: were you laughing when you choked on the cookie?
Shhh!

on Amanda's choking incident

Show 'em your dance face.

I think Q took the day off.
Why do you think that?
Because he said he took the day off.
So your really good at context clues.

We have ice cream, but it's frozen.

on her possibly frost-bitten ice cream

Big hairy moles on the left.

Have you ever heard of Seethcliff?

on how the name 'Heath' is more common than 'Seeth'

I don't commit.
That's your problem.

If he had anything to do with it, we wouldn't have kids for 10 years.
Actually [anonymous], he does have something to do with it.

I don't want anyone having fun on my birthday.

You never like the guys you go out on a date with.

 
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