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Julie's Quotes
Toni Braxton. Unbreak my uterus.
re: Jason referring to "Braxton Hicks" contractions as "Toni Braxton" contractions. (Pregnancy stuff)
Did you hear that Shania Twain got divorced?
Oh no! That sucks.
Yeah, so much for that "You're Still the One" song.
Back to work Amanda, no more games for you.
on taking down who gave which gift
Aren't you going to save the tissue paper.
Ok, grandma.
Shut up! Keep talking.
on trying to have a private convo in the backseat
I can't hear anything above the awesomeness of this cheese oozing.
about her calzone
Everybody - think about my [kielbasa].
in reference to the tv show
We're the Senior citizens of 608.
I'm in assisted living.
That means I feel her and give her sponge baths.
on parking in the sr. citizen section at church