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Julie's Quotes

I hate that thing, it looks like a spaceship.
We've won enough Superbowls, we are now leaving the planet.

-Julie and Andy
the podium for receiving the superbowl trophy thing (it probably has a special name - I do not know it nor really care to)

I did not come here for exercise.

-Julie
for Amanda who was squatting to talk to some friends but pulled up a chair because it was hurting her legs.

Toni Braxton. Unbreak my uterus.

-Julie
re: Jason referring to "Braxton Hicks" contractions as "Toni Braxton" contractions. (Pregnancy stuff)

You're going to have to quit high fiving.
Low five.

-Julie and Andy

Did you hear that Shania Twain got divorced?
Oh no! That sucks.
Yeah, so much for that "You're Still the One" song.

-Andy and Julie

Did you call it functional?

-Julie
about a nighty

Back to work Amanda, no more games for you.

-Julie
on taking down who gave which gift

Aren't you going to save the tissue paper.
Ok, grandma.

-Julie and Clarissa

Shut up! Keep talking.

-Julie
on trying to have a private convo in the backseat

Oh, a quarter...mine!

-Julie
finding a quarter in Jason's backseat

Ahhhh, that's your gladiator name.

-Julie

That is OB-noxious.

-Julie

I can't hear anything above the awesomeness of this cheese oozing.

-Julie
about her calzone

Everybody - think about my [kielbasa].

-Julie
in reference to the tv show

He's a couple hoagies short of 200 lbs.

-Julie
 
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