Amanda's Quotebook

We're the Senior citizens of 608.
I'm in assisted living.
That means I feel her and give her sponge baths.

Big as life.

Write that down.

You try living in the third world.

Oddly enough, his mom and sister were staying there.
I was worried they caused it.

I like my boyfriend, he's self-soothing.

It's up there anyways, might as well make it less bunchy.

I'm a poopy butt.

Did you cut your own hair? It looks like you meant too.

These scissors don't cut worth crap.

You don't want to see this.
She's cutting his poop hair.

It's not the color of poop.
Sniff it and see if it smells like poop.

He's a freakin camel.

They're pulling her out like a beached whale.
She's probably still queasy from the pregnancy.

On her back is little Ling Ling.
The Panda Bear.