Amanda's Quotebook

Not the rusty playground of death that Wendy's had.
You must have a tetanus shot before playing.

I live with a boy and dogs now, who can distinguish the smells.

I thought he was wearing a scarf, but it was his hair.
Amanda made it for him.
Looks like Hurley is around his neck.

It's like trying to drive your living room around.

I just want to see you better.
Why don't you ever do that to me?
I do, you tell me to stop staring.

I'm going to shoehorn that into a quote.

Is the pinata a Cingular logo?
Beat the [crap] out of Cingular.

How did you get the quotebook?
I have big pockets.
This is how Jason becomes evil dictator.

Steph and Rach had a body shot party?
Weird!
No, a Body SHOP party!

He used to be a UK cheerleader. He's so chipper.

Dangerous things happen when people of the opposite sex sleep in the same bed together.
It's true, Jason, tell your story!
I could have had all the free bosom I wanted.

I get so sick of savoring the wine, when most of the time, I just want to drink it as fast as possible.
I know! Don't refine your palette so much!

Aquariums don't smell like poo, and you don't have to be out in the hot sun all day long.
Yeah, which is why aquariums cost like 4 times as much as zoos do.
Pssh, I could stay at home for free where, most of the time, it doesn't smell like poop at all!

That's your southern thing - you call people 'Hon.'
Oh, I got that from my dad. He's not southern, he's just a schmoozer.

In the summer, you drive through and think, 'Oh, what a cute little town - I could live here...'
Yeah, and then you drive through in the winter and think, 'It's so depressing here! Do they have to drink themselves to sleep?'